With that being said, these two geezers from California who told police the 60 pounds of weed they found in their truck was for Christmas presents have to be the greatest grandparents in the history of mankind.
Authorities say Patrick Jiron, 83, and his wife, Barbara, 80, were pulled over in York, Nebraska.
Mr. and Mrs. Jiron told the police they were traveling from their home state of California to Vermont, with a planned pit stop in Boston, and meant to distribute the drugs to family and friends as Christmas gifts.
York County, Nebraska sheriff's deputies stopped the couple on Tuesday after observing the Jirons' vehicle, a 2016 Toyota Tacoma, failing to signal a turn and driving left of the center lane, according to a police report.
After the stop, deputies said they smelled marijuana coming from the pickup.
Patrick was arrested and booked into the York County Jail.
"Either the senior citizens have a lot of friends or they were really feeling the gift of giving this year, because they swear that the $336,000 worth of weed was all going to get wrapped up as Christmas gifts", snarked Vice.
The couple said they were heading to Vermont.
The deputies launched a search that turned up almost 60 pounds of marijuana, stored in boxes inside the car's pickup topper, with a street value of around $336,000.
Though many states have legalized marijuana to varying degrees, Nebraska is not among them. He posted bond and was released from jail.
They bonded during this year's Invictus Games , where they watched a bunch of events together and just bro'd on down. Michelle and I are delighted to congratulate Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on their engagement.
Facebook Inc. launched a Snooze feature today that lets users hide annoying friends and pages from their news feed for 30 days. In the last few weeks, two of its former executives voiced their concerns about the company's impact on children's brains.
Sales of the hybrid-console, which lets gamers play on their television or on the road, have been brisk this holiday season. Even Sony, their biggest competitor thinks that Nintendo Switch is not a console that should be overlooked sales-wise.
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When authorities arrived, Todd Palin and Sarah Palin were driving away in separate cars, with Todd Palin bleeding from his face. After that, Track allegedly disarmed Todd , knocked him to the ground, and proceeded to hit him in the head repeatedly.
He continued: "I am so happy because our job depends on if we win, so if we win we are so happy in our lives and in our jobs". This was one of City's most dominant displays yet, highlighting the gulf between the league's first and last teams.
Boise's drive started at the OR 32-yard line after Jabril Frazier recovered a fumble by Tony Brooks-James. OR did get itself back into the game, thanks to some help from the defensive side of the ball.
Singer and pioneer of mid-20th-century music Sister Rosetta Tharpe will also be given the Early Influence Award. Musical artists become eligible for induction when 25 years have elapsed since their first release.
He was booked after just the first minute of the game, but admirably kept his head above water in the quarter-final fixture. We have to accept the decision and try, at the same time in the future, to pay great attention", he added.
If Britton came out this season and put together a year that lined up with 2014-16, he was going to get a huge payday. His struggles past year , coupled with his forearm woes, meant that Baltimore should have been looking to move on.
Light snow (with potential large impact due to sub-freezing road temperatures) is POSSIBLE between 1pm and 5pm Friday afternoon. The Centre Region could see its first measurable snowfall of the winter Wednesday night into Thursday morning.
Bitcoin's Price Falls Sharply, Bitcoin Cash Surges
Knowing when Coinbase would begin trading in Bitcoin Cash, which was expected to spike in value, would give a trader an advantage. At about the same time as Bitcoin's plunge, the price of Bitcoin Cash surged above $3,000 for the first time shortly after 9 a.m.
Lady Gaga Is Headed to Las Vegas
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Former Brazil Midfielder Kaka Retires from Football
I would like to work at a club as a manager, a sporting director or in a role that combines things on the pitch and the club. I wanted to thank you so much for your football, for our 17 years of friendship and for joining me in Orlando.
Happening Tonight: Geminid Meteor Shower
For the best view, look at the eastern sky just after midnight and get away from urban areas to avoid light pollution. Expect to see meteors at a rate of about one per minute, says Bill Cooke of NASA's Meteoroid Environment Office.
Ronaldo Breaks Record As Madrid Edge Al-Jazira To Advance
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